I — What he does, broadly
He makes things work.
Then he makes them complicated.
Karl's professional life has been a slow migration from supply chains to source code. He spent years in procurement and operations — the kind of work where you prevent factories from stopping and nobody thanks you unless you fail. He led teams through supplier crises, fires (actual ones), and the kind of organizational chaos that looks calm on a PowerPoint slide and feels like drowning in a spreadsheet.
Then he decided to learn web development. Not because the other career was going badly. Because he ran out of things to over-engineer at work and needed a new domain to do it in. He is now, by his own description, an "emerging web developer on a mission." The mission remains unspecified.
TypeScript
Primary language. Used in most projects. Will type everything, including things that didn't need types.
Comfortable
Svelte
Built a scooter simulator that handles 3,000 concurrent bikes. The bikes are fake. The pride is real.
Comfortable
React
Can build a frontend. Will have opinions about state management. Cannot guarantee they are correct.
Functional
NestJS / Node
Backend framework of choice. Achieved near 100% test coverage once, and has not stopped mentioning it.
Comfortable
PHP / Magento
Runs Magento on FrankenPHP in Docker because someone said it couldn't be done. Or maybe nobody said that.
Functional
Python
Wrote a duplicate BibTeX detector. Solves real problems nobody has. Perfect Karl project.
Functional
Docker
Will containerize anything. Has containerized things that didn't need containerizing. Considers this a strength.
Comfortable
Supply Chain
An actual career. Procurement, operations, crisis management. The part of his résumé that makes sense.
Professional
Over-engineering
Self-assessed expert level. Will build a framework to choose a restaurant. Will not see the problem with this.
Expert
Finishing things
Twenty-four repos. Unknown completion rate. The journey is what matters. Or so he tells himself.
Under review
TypeScript · NestJS · React · SQLite
A full-stack e-scooter rental platform. REST API, customer app, admin panel. Simulates thousands of scooters moving across a city. None of the scooters are real. The architecture is very real. Near 100% backend test coverage, which he will mention at least twice.
Shipped
Svelte 5 · TypeScript · Tailwind · Turf.js
Scooter control emulator. Monitors 3,000+ bikes, tracks GPS, enforces geo-fencing, manages battery states. Built with Svelte 5 because he wanted to try Svelte 5. That is the entire justification, and it is enough.
Shipped
Docker · FrankenPHP · Magento 2
Magento 2 running on FrankenPHP inside Docker. A Frankenstein of e-commerce. He forked it, configured it, and made it work. Why? Because he was already deep in the rabbit hole and it was too late to turn back.
Maintained
A toy system to detect duplicate BibTeX entries. For when you're writing an academic paper and suspect your bibliography has trust issues. The audience for this tool is roughly seven people worldwide. Karl is three of them.
Shipped
IT security web project. Because after building things, you should probably learn how to not accidentally leave the front door open. A reasonable decision in a career otherwise defined by unreasonable ambition.
Course work
+ 19 more repositories
PHP · JS · Kotlin · C · CSS · HTML
Course projects, experiments, forks, and things that were definitely going to be finished. Includes an Android Kotlin starter, a PHP MVC framework, web components, a design portfolio, and a Linux exercise from 2018 that he has not touched since. The Arctic Code Vault has preserved his contributions. Posterity will decide if it should have.
Various states